Tuesday, August 16, 2011

You buy what?!

Do you have some old dead bodies laying around, taking up space?
Are they cluttering up your yard and rotting out there for everyone to see?
Or are they collecting dust in your garage or barn?
My good friend in Texas sent me this ad that ran in his local paper.

Let's clean up America, shall we.
And hey! Who couldn't use some sand?


MorningAJ said...

Is he trying to put you out of business? ;)

Stephanie said...

LOL..I wish I would have taken a picture of the billboard that use to be posted here in Texas. Crime scene clean up.. the tag line was "Don't allow a second traumatic event to occur by cleaning the scene yourself"

I guess if there is a need for a service there is a job for someone :)

936000 said...

Too, too funny!
Thanks for the laugh!

Lana from Farm Life Lessons said...

I'm a Texan. Down the street, there is a scaffolding business with a HUGE sign across the front that says, "ERECTION SPECIALISTS."

I cannot drive by the building without staring, as if I haven't seen it a thousand times already and it still makes me laugh.

laurak/ForestWalkArt :) said...

ha! i came here by way of Calling Ravens...you see...i collect bones! no, i don't run ads in the paper...i just love bones, animal bones. wandering the fields near home, i clean up what the hunters have disposed of after they...uh...get their roasts & steaks out of 'em...OH, but then i wait til the buzzards & bugs do their thing...then it's MY turn! :)

(and he spelled BODIES wrong too!)

anyway...that was a laugh! and i'll be back....

Anonymous said...

Jack said... Ya gotta love this country!